Adrian Brody Definitely Has The Cooties

It’s SCIENCE.

1. This is the face of someone with the COOTIES.

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2. Hard to tell right? You’d be surprised who has them. But it’s quite obvious that Adrian Brody is harboring THESE:

3. Because THIS is the face of someone getting kissed by someone who has the COOTIES:

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Image by Fameflynet Pictures

Image by Fameflynet Pictures

Image by Fameflynet Pictures

7. THIS HAS BEEN A COOTIE PSA.