A Very Buff Andy Cohen Has A Conversation With Himself In Miami

    This is all true*. *Not true.

    "Oh Dearie. Look at these headphones. THEY ARE TANGLED. WHY GOD, WHY MY HEADPHONES?"

    "Oh no did I forget to turn the oven off?"

    "OOOOhhhhhhh noooooooo, did I really forget to turn the oven off?!?!?!"

    "WHY ANDY, WHY do you do this to yourself?!"

    "Who's there? Who said that?"

    "Whatever, YOLO"