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    A Brief History Of Mark Wahlberg Not Being Able To Keep His Pants On

    Get it, ~brief~. But also, it's kind of a short history.

    It all started back in 1991, when this basketball arena was too hot for pants wearing.

    So he took them off.

    And danced.

    And did this is in his tighty whities.

    The pants ditching continued later that year while performing.

    As you can see, the pants remained around the ankle or as some call it the "toilet position."

    Although walking becomes 6X more difficult with this pants position, Mark didn't let that stop him.

    Soon after that occasion, Mark walked in a Calvin Klein runway show and again his pants made their way to the floor.

    Fast forward to the 2000s and Mark has gotten rid of the pants all together because they are a nuisance around his ankles.

    And he wants to live a free life without pants and only wearing undewear around.

    THE END. #FREETHELEGS. #NOPANTSNECESSARY.