“I’ve been stuck for three days, no one has bothered to help”
“Does this mean they want me to be extinct? What does this mean?”
“Hi, I can’t see a damn thing with these balloons.”
“Yeah, I won a bunch of medals but you tacked them ALL OVER MY FACE”
“You know Mcdonalds serves cow right? Those are like my brothers.”
“There is literally no head room in the back of this car. I’m squished, are we there yet?”
” Does this bow accentuate my hair? WHAT? It makes my teeth look big? Screw you!”
” So you want me to try and fly? You know I can’t fly right?”
“I can’t believe they made me look like that litte dog.”
- Tunisia's president declared a state of emergency a week after a deadly terror attack on a beach hotel.
- Some 150 migrants stranded in the French city of Calais stormed the Channel Tunnel in an attempt to make it to British territory.
- It took a while, but an English national soccer team has finally defeated Germany in a major tournament. England took third place with a 1-0 win over the top-ranked German team in the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️
- Chile defeated Argentina on penalties to win the Copa America tournament. It's the first ever trophy for Chile in the 99 years of the Copa ⚽️