“I’ve been stuck for three days, no one has bothered to help”
“Does this mean they want me to be extinct? What does this mean?”
“Hi, I can’t see a damn thing with these balloons.”
“Yeah, I won a bunch of medals but you tacked them ALL OVER MY FACE”
“You know Mcdonalds serves cow right? Those are like my brothers.”
“There is literally no head room in the back of this car. I’m squished, are we there yet?”
” Does this bow accentuate my hair? WHAT? It makes my teeth look big? Screw you!”
” So you want me to try and fly? You know I can’t fly right?”
“I can’t believe they made me look like that litte dog.”
- Illegal immigrants living in Britain will face abrupt eviction from rental properties under new laws designed to reduce the UK's appeal as a migrant destination.
- President Barack Obama will unveil on Monday a plan that is considered to be "the strongest action ever taken" in the U.S. to combat climate change.
- Cilla Black, the legendary English singer and TV star, has died at her home in Spain, according to local police. She was 72 years old.