1.
Did I re-lock the door after unlocking it? Maybe? No? Heeeeeeeeeeeelp!
2.
Are all the lights on... or just one?
3.
I haven't cooked in months, but the oven is totally burning something.
4.
Ugh. A power surge has probably ruined every electronic thing I own.
5.
The A/C is full-on freezing my dog to his precious little bones.
6.
What if a ghost possesses my washing machine?
7.
THE CANDLES!!! Everything is a vanilla-scented pillar of fire!
8.
(Or there's a faucet flood.)
9.
There's a 9% chance that my toys come to life when I'm not around.
10.
On a scale of 1 to "Complete Destruction," how much trouble has my cat gotten into?
11.
Seriously. Mischief is her best skill.
12.
And I'm sure that the windows decided to open themselves.
13.
...inviting a robber or two to stop by.
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