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There's a difference between being a bitch and being a heartless bitch.
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And it's OK to admit some days are worse than others.
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Sometimes being a bitch is a good way to make friends.
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And sometimes, not so much.
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Mean girls have feelings, too.
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Don't expect too much from anyone.
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Most people are all hype anyway.
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And if you hate someone, she must deserve it.
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It's OK to assume that everyone else is the problem.
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There's a time and a place for everything.
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You can be your own higher power.
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Actions speak louder than words.
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Which is not to say the two can't be combined.
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People appreciate "tough love" advice.
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The old adage is true.
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Your real friends will understand.
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And they'll forgive you, if they're good people.
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Remember, there is NOTHING bitchier than a perfect "You're welcome."
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You've just gotta commit to it.
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Even if you don't say it out loud.
