01*01*01 = "Don't have a cow"
05*05 = "Margaritas, dude!"
09 = "Why don't you get a cordless phone like regular people?"
100*200*300 = "I can't see you anymore"
10000 = "Let's go for a swim"
143 = "I love you"
1432222222 = "I love you soo much"
1443 = "I don't love you"
187 = "You're dead"
255 = "I'm at a payphone, hurry"
304 = "Ho Ho Ho"
35006*17715 = "Silly goose"
380 = "Your last page has me smiling"
400 = "Wanna hear something stupid?"
415 = "Get an attitude adjustment"
440 = "Hey clown, cheer up"
54321 = "I'm ready to explode"
6*8*1*9*8*17 = "U B 6 I B 9"
60*70*00012 = "Go to the door"
62180 = "I'm grounded"
710 = "I'm out of gas"
8255 = "Get your butt over here now"
90210 = "What a snob"
9500 = "Friends"
9779 = "Mmmmmm"
99*44*100 = "I'm almost totally completely bored"
99 = "Nighty night"
All codes courtesy this ancient relic.