Music·Posted on Apr 30, 2013The 16 Silliest ABBA LyricsThey're one of the greatest pop groups of all time, but those lyrics... In their defense, English wasn't their first language.by Louis PeitzmanBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 16. "Lay All Your Love On Me" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "It was like shooting a sitting duckA little small talk, a smile and baby I was stuck" 15. "Super Trouper" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "I was sick and tired of everythingWhen I called you last night from GlasgowAll I do is eat and sleep and singWishing every show was the last show" 14. "Mamma Mia" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "Mamma mia, here I go againMy my, how can I resist you?Mamma mia, does it show again?My my, just how much I've missed you" 13. "The Winner Takes It All" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "The gods may throw the diceTheir minds as cold as iceAnd someone way down hereLoses someone dear" 12. "When All Is Said and Done" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "In our lives, we have walked some strange and lonely treksSlightly worn, but dignified, and not too old for sexWe're still striving for the sky,Got taste for humble pie" 11. "Summer Night City" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "It's elusive, call it glitterSomehow something turns me onSome folks only see the litterWe don't miss them when they're gone" 10. "I Have a Dream" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "I believe in angelsSomething good in everything I seeI believe in angelsWhen I know the time is right for meI'll cross the stream — I have a dream" 9. "Waterloo" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrenderOh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way" 8. "Thank You for the Music" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "And I've often wondered, how did it all start?Who found out that nothing can capture a heartLike a melody can?Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan" 7. "Fernando" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "I was so afraid FernandoWe were young and full of life and none of us prepared to dieAnd I'm not ashamed to sayThe roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry" 6. "When I Kissed the Teacher" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "I was in a trance when I kissed the teacherSuddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacherLeaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometryAnd I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher" 5. "Me and I" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "We're like sun and rainy weatherSometimes we're a hit togetherMe and I" 4. "Eagle" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "Is it true I'm an eagle?Is it true I can spread my wings?Flying high, high, I'm a bird in the sky(I'm an eagle)" 3. "The Visitors" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "The signal's sounding once again and someone tries the doorknobNone of my friends would be so stupidly impatient" 2. "On and On and On" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "Standing up is scary if you think you're gonna fallLike a Humpty Dumpty, 'fraid of falling off the wall" 1. "Tiger" View this video on YouTube youtube.com "And if I meet you,What if I eat you?I am the tiger"