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22 Reasons Nomi Malone Is Actually A Great Role Model

Showgirls is a way of life. Follow Nomi’s example, and leave your inhibitions at the door.

1. She’s comfortable with her body.

2. She makes bad behavior look good.

Hitchhiking is dangerous, but she looks so stylish doing it!

3. She refuses to be labeled.

4. Seriously, do not try to call her something she’s not.

Like, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

5. She’s open with her feelings.

6. She’s incredibly limber.

7. She picks up dance moves quickly.

This is a complicated move, by the way. I’d like to see you try it.

8. And she always maintains eye contact.

9. She keeps her friends close and her enemies closer.

Until she’s pushing them down the stairs, that is.

10. She’s a romantic at heart.

11. She can take care of herself.

Like one of those Mafia girls.

12. And she’s clear about her boundaries.

13. Watch out — she will call you on your ignorance.

14. She’s not watching what she eats.

Brown rice and vegetables are not a meal.

15. Because she truly appreciates good food.

16. She knows how to end a conversation.

FRIES IN YOUR FACE.

17. And she will DESTROY you if you fuck with her friends.

18. She celebrates her strengths.

19. She’s classy.

For those who don’t know, Versayce is like a really high-end designer.

20. She was even into nail art before it was a thing.

21. Oh, and she’s not a germaphobe.

Shudder.

22. Above all, she is a GODDESS. And don’t you forget it.

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