1. First off, it’s just not cool when you say it like that. Take a breath first.
4. And what are you even wearing?! OK, we’re getting off track.
5. So, he’s got MAJOR Daddy issues. It’s all he ever talks about!
6. And when he finally finds him, he makes this RIDICULOUS face.
9. Maybe because he SUCKS at it. This floating ball kicks his ass.
12. He is ill-equipped to be handling weapons.
16. I mean, he acts like he’s not scared to fight, and then — BIG GULP.
18. Remember when he just let the Emperor do this for a while?
19. Oh, the only romance he gets is from his SISTER.
23. Remember, when someone makes this face at you, it’s because you DESERVE THIS FACE.
24. And he’s so self-absorbed. He made Leia comfort him when Obi-Wan died, like 10 seconds after HER WHOLE PLANET WAS DESTROYED. Dude.
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