1. We almost always put white men in charge.
5. We try to solve every problem with pharmaceuticals.
8. Which is part of why we’re so immature and irritating.
9. At the same time, we’re boring and sexually repressed.
10. And casually racist.
17. We refuse to have a serious debate about gun control.
22. Meanwhile, we can’t spend five minutes away from the internet.
23. And it makes us terrible at conversation.
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