1. We almost always put white men in charge.
2. We have terrible work ethic, and it shows.
5. We try to solve every problem with pharmaceuticals.
8. Which is part of why we’re so immature and irritating.
9. At the same time, we’re boring and sexually repressed.
10. And casually racist.
14. We pride themselves on our gluttony and inactivity.
15. And when we do diet, we take it to crazy extremes.
17. We refuse to have a serious debate about gun control.
18. We base all their opinions on our religious beliefs.
19. And we treat atheists like they’re defective.
21. Even when whatever we’re watching is awful.
22. Meanwhile, we can’t spend five minutes away from the internet.
23. And it makes us terrible at conversation.
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