1. Don Draper
Don is very uncomfortable with what this ice cream might be saying about him. As he should be.
2. Peggy Olson
Peggy’s ice cream is frankly sick and tired of being underappreciated. Have you had good peppermint? It’s fantastic.
3. Roger Sterling
You’ll never guess what Roger was on when he devised this flavor.
4. Joan Harris
This flavor could totally kick your ass. Proceed with caution.
5. Pete Campbell
Make sure you have a lot of napkins. This one gets a little oily.
6. Megan Draper
This is mostly just an FU to Don. Megan doesn’t really like any sherbet.
7. Betty Francis
Just because she shed the pounds doesn’t mean Betty can’t relive her past glory.
8. Sally Draper
Sally’s ice cream grew up too fast. Try not to choke on the coffee beans.