1. I have a crush on you, Macklemore.
I can’t deny it any longer.
2. I’m sure you get this all the time.
But I hope you’re not sick of hearing it.
3. I just think you’re really talented, OK?
5. I respect you for overcoming addiction.
I’ve struggled with sobriety too. Maybe we can go to a meeting together.
6. And your passion for LGBT rights.
I’m gay. It’s OK that you’re not.
8. I mean, just your style in general.
Can we share clothes?
11. It’s cool that you’re so open.
I mean, size doesn’t matter to me, but good for you!
12. It might not seem like it, but we have a lot in common.
Just hear me out.