1. He's precious.
2. But also ripped. (And legal IRL. RELAX.)
3. He's endlessly romantic.
4. I mean, he's secretly a total softie!
5. Sometimes he just needs to be held. Aww.
6. He gives great smirk.
7. And stank face.
8. Truly, he is the king of sass.
9. And also just the king overall. Get used to it.
10. He's got rhythm.
11. He always has a good time, haters be damned.
12. And that's impressive, because he puts up with a lot of shit.
13. He is a born leader.
14. Tact? He's too cool to worry about tact.
15. But he is thoughtful when it comes to gifts.
16. And he always knows the right thing to say.
17. He can take a slap.
18. And he's truly excellent at dying.
19. There's simply no one more regal and dignified than Joffrey.
20. And he will never let you forget it.
21. Oh, and he looks great in purple.
