1.
When you were working retail:
2.
When someone criticized your outfit:
3.
When you were around other people:
4.
When you weren't getting laid:
5.
When somebody attractive liked you:
6.
When you let everyone down:
7.
When you couldn't feign enthusiasm:
9.
When you had to deal with idiots:
10.
When you felt superior to other weird people:
11.
When everyone was being a dick:
12.
When you couldn't even enjoy something ironically:
13.
When someone understood you:
14.
When you were feeling extra judgmental:
15.
When everyone sucked except you:
16.
When someone made you leave the house:
17.
When you wanted to meet people like you but also not:
18.
When all your friends were dating and you weren't:
19.
When you were feeling low:
20.
When you were feeling REALLY low:
21.
When anyone tried to talk to you, ever:
