Step 1: Make direct eye contact with the penis.
Step 2: Slowly approach the penis while "smizing."
Step 3: Gently place a soft hair scrunchie around the base of his penis.
Step 4: Lightly tickle his balls.
Step 6: Begin to slowly pour maple syrup over the shaft of his penis.
Step 7: Press your cheek against his package and begin to hum show tunes.
Step 8: Light a match — slowly and sexily bring it toward his penis.
Step 9: Light his penis on fire.
Step 10: Watch as the flames die down.
Step 11: Seductively apply burn ointment.
Warning: I have a very bad memory so don't try this at home.