11 Career Choices That Won't Scare The Crap Out Of Him

    "Lady who holds bunnies in the park."

    Loryn Brantz
    by Loryn Brantz

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Preschool teacher

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    This job is especially attractive to men because it shows you're good with kids (most men are looking for a partner to impregnate with their seed eventually). Bonus points if your last name is a food ie: "Miss. Honeydew."

    2. Cupcake baker

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    Being a baker is more attractive to men than a chef because you use sharp knives less often. NEVER EVER be seen chopping a phallic shaped vegetable in front of a man.

    3. Florist

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    He'll find your admiration for flowers very calming – if there's one thing men know for sure, it's that women love flowers.

    4. Baby photographer

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    Now if you have to be a photographer, just make sure it's of something not intimidating – like babies.

    5. Candy button booper

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    Most people don't know this but there is a job at candy button factories for "booping" each button before it's packaged. This is the perfect non-intimidating job for a lady to have.

    6. The person who puts cherries on ice cream sundaes.

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    Not the actual ice cream scooper though – that's too aggressive.

    7. Person who makes teeny tiny cotton candies for mice

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    The fact that your clients are of such small stature and a different species will let him never feel threatened that you'll leave him for one.

    8. Kitten petter

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    Kittens only – if you pet larger cats he may think you're too brave and it will emasculate him.

    9. Buttercup tester

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    This isn't exactly a job per se as much as it is a woman who sits around in a field picking buttercups and putting them under her chin to see if it reflects yellow – either confirming or disproving her love of butter. This is especially attractive because men love women who cook with lots of butter.

    10. Lady who holds bunnies in the park

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    Again, this isn't actually a real job – but he'll appreciate your ambition of trying to make something out of nothing. That said, don't try to pet too many bunnies in one day – you don't want to seem TOO ambitious (ambition isn't very feminine).

    11. Lawyer

    Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

    JK – That would absolutely scare the shit out of him.