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Definitive Proof Hairspray Gives You Superpowers

The perfect hairdo makes you walk on water and act like everything is possible.

1. Lordship Over Nature

You've never NOT worn your hair down because it was raining.

2. Gravity Control

You say "stand on end," and your hair asks "how high?"

3. Shapeshifting

Yes, you did fashion your hair into a bow.

4. Super Endurance

Your hair style can sustain any activity. Technically it's called Hair-durance.

5. Air Domination

Wind? HA! You are its master. It bows to your hair, because this style is NOT moving.

6. Time Travel

You're able to transport yourself to any era.

7. Healing

You change the mood of a friend simply by giving them a boost of texture.

8. Pheromone Control

You are surrounded by an intoxicatingly wonderful smell... ALL THE TIME.

9. Mental Telepathy

You know exactly what people are thinking the second they look at you. "Touchable hold! But HOW?!"

10. Extreme Luck

"You're so lucky to have such beautiful hair!" Is it luck? Or is it just HAIRSPRAY?

11. Power Absorption

Your confidence cripples all haters in your immediate vicinity.

Do the world a favor and celebrate your inner superhero. For all your hairspray needs, Elnett has you covered.