Leno's tonight show ratings kicked Letterman's ast. And they kicked Conan's tonight show ratings as well. Opinions are like tails, every dog has got one. But the numbers are what matter and Jay has the numbers. I love Leno and always have. I don't usually agree with the masses, but when it comes to Leno I do. :))

Glenn Beck is the only person who really belongs on this list.

I don't hang out with people who believe wrestling is real rather than just a very active acting job, and I don't hang out with people that believe fox news is real either.  But you gotta admit they're fun to watch.

hmmm… isn't that a bit of a little pot belly beginning on our Prez? Psst, hey Obama! That'll go away when you find a better answer to the middle east problem than accidentally murdering innocent civilians. Come on Barack! You are NOT Bush. Your command of the english language is a great improvement, but when it comes to bloodshed, not so much yet. You're intelligent, you know there are better answers. Every night when you kiss your kids goodnight, remember what you're doing to kids in Afghanistan and find a better way. Thank you sir.

Got to love this!

You're fried because a cop broke the speed limit?? Everyone has broken the speed limit. YOU clearly love breaking it. But, hey, congratulations, so far, you're biggest non-celebrity idiot on the net for 2009 and you'll probably take home the gold.

I always like Elisabeth till the fox fake news kool aid comes out and usually I just fast forward through those parts cause it's too painful to hear that rwanda radio bs coming out of someone I like. I hope to live long enough to see her enlightened. Sadly, though Jesse was right, right and RIGHT, she was not enlightened a bit in this encounter. The kool-aid is still too strong. Oh well. God luv her.

I'll betcha dollars to donuts she had no idea they were expensive.

Yes!!

I believe the correct word is “brainwashing.” :)

Oh Billy Bob. I just hate it when you act like your father. You despised him when he acted like that.

I count eleven black hearts.

All I'm sayin' is don't marry someone before you have sex with them. Cause if you do, you could find yourself married to a 10 second track star with a bad habit of falling off and giggling at the end because it really really tickles! Not that it's ever happened to me or anything. I'm just sayin that might have happened to a friend of mine and she might still be p.o.ed about it. Maybe….

What I'm waiting to hear is what was going on in her head to cause her to do that. You know that kinda thing has got to be bad for business, and during these economic hard times…. what on earth caused her to bite his tongue and hold on like that? Temporary lock jaw maybe? This is when we need Paul Harvey back to tell us 'the rest of the story.'

It's no wonder he's an expert on the ailment. You get anal poisoning from kissing Rush Limbaugh! I'm not acquainted with Gordon Brown, but as always, if Rush is against him, it is a clear indication he's doing something very right. My hat's off to you Gordon. Well done. :)

The site I want to read is the one that details every step along the way of the death of the fourth estate.  Step 1. Ted Turner invents the Chicken News Network and the 24 hour news cycle.  Step #2 never fire a reporter for doing a poor job.

Oh! Okay… a little touch up on the face, but very little.

Look at the bright side Kim, they didn't do a thing to your facial features. In this day and age that's the ultimate evidence of how pretty you are. :)

I'm sure this video makes many people want a sharpei. One of my friends got one and his skin oozed a stinky waxy paste into the wrinkles. She had to bathe and moisturize this 30 to 40 pound dog daily. Another friend bought two sharpei puppies and spent a fortune on getting them eye lid surgery so their turned under eyelashes didn't make them go blind. Before you buy one be sure you're up to the high cost and high maintenance they often require. It's tragic that so many of these dogs are bought and then thrown away because people love the 'cute' but hate the responsibility of owning a precious sharpei.

Going viral as planned, the mad men's job is complete. Well done gentlemen and gentlewomen. Who are you? When your work is this good you should sign it.  I see a Clio in your future.