Top Romney Strategist — isn’t that an oxymoron?

Buzzfeed, you really need a “MEH” button.

Isn’t it time for Republicans to stop these bullshit hearings and do something that’s actually helpful for the country like, oh, I don’t know, pass a freakin’ bill?

#14 I laughed so hard I woke my dog up.

It was not a good idea to smoke weed before I looked at this.

Coulson, yes! The rest of the team looks a little too homogenized.

Wendy and Lisa should have recorded this song.

Huh?

The bunk beds listing is especially crazy.

The cicada apocalypse is seriously freaking me out.

Finally! A doberman gets included in dogs doing cute things on BF. My doberman does love her frosty paws, especially after an extra long hike.

Wow! I just assumed he is one of those people who was always a chubby kid.

Out of all these things, I think I’m most weirded out by the kilts.

I grew up with 4 sisters and 1 bathroom. I’m still amazed we all made it out alive.

Because even in an apocalyptic thunderdome world, a girl needs to accessorize.

So scruffy. Such a scruffy dirty boy. Such a sweet scruffy dirty boy!

Half of these look just fine or even better in the before pic.

Sure, the site is down for now, until we’re all distracted by the next really horrible shooting death, which should be in about five minutes. Then we will all move on, and these greedy gun manufacturing cowards will put their site back up, bigger and better. With even more pictures of awesomely cool, brightly painted lethal weapons, specially made so that teeny tiny little toddler fingers can easily grasp and shoot real bullets. Just in time for Christmas layaway! Ugh. I’m exhausted. And fuck Walmart.

Leave the green men alone!

When somebody says “Do you know my name? You’re about to find out who I am,” to a cop who has pulled them over, the diva veil has been lifted.