10 Pick-Up Lines Only A Plumber Can Use

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1. "I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception."

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2. "I have a dirty job. I'm a plumber."

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3. "I wanna flush your pipes, baby."

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4. "Plumber? I hardly even know her."

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5. "Tonight was almost down the drain... until you walked in."

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6. "That is quite an elbow joint."

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7. "Let's become a potty of two tonight."

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8. "Is that your boyfriend? 'Cause that'd throw a real wrench in my plans. "

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9. "You're flooding my heart with emotions."

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10. "Toi-let me be your valentine would be the greatest honor."

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