You’re the ultimate fun-seeker, and for you it’s important to not take life too seriously. Though you can become easily spooked by daunting problems (and large men in masks) you have more grit than people give you credit for. You’re a faithful friend and enjoy nothing more than driving across the country with your gang - and eating an enormous sandwich in one bite.
You’re an individual with refined tastes, and a soft spot for the domestic comforts in life. You’re much happier settled in for a cozy evening of reading than partying around town. You’re very thoughtful and a wonderful listener, so your friends usually come to you when they want advice. Oh, and you’re like, really into tea.
Your biggest strength is not giving a hoot what other people think. You find a way to assert yourself in a situation without seeming loud or pushy, and you are almost deceptively clever when it comes to dealing with your enemies. Perhaps even… devious? No, it couldn’t be. You’re far too cute.
You are a loving, cheerful, generally optimistic person, and have no tolerance for haters. Life is short, and you don’t allow your self to get bogged down by other peoples’ cynicism. Though some may call you naive, that’s only because you choose to look on the bright side of things.
Also, you have, like, a really long tongue.
Though you don’t necessarily seek out the spotlight, you usually end up with a fair amount of attention anyway. You find fantasy much more intriguing than reality. You’re a perpetual dreamer, with your head in the clouds, and other people tend to think of you as an enigma.
And whenever you put on sunglasses, you insist on being called “Joe Cool”, which is kinda weird.
You’re a wisecracking, cultured individual who appreciates a dry martini and a good one-liner. You have a fairly active social life, and have been known to make some rather reckless decisions. You are interested in the fine arts and you’re usually up-to-date on most trends.
Despite all this, you’re still afraid of the vacuum.
Well, you’re the smartest being in existence. So, you’ve got that going for you. You believe that you never stop learning in life, and you’re constantly striving to better yourself intellectually. You have an interest in history and enjoy imparting your knowledge to others.
You also may or may not use a time machine on the regular.
You’re a brave, humble soul in every sense, and you never back down from doing what’s right. While you’re day job may not be super glamorous, you can turn on your superpowers and kick some serious butt when needed. Sometimes you can be a bit clumsy, but you always manage to get the job done!
You’re also a pretty good poet since you literally speak in rhyme… all the time. While fighting crime.
You are incredibly loyal and a very faithful friend. Your friends are your family and you would do anything for them. While you may be a bit on the klutzy side, and may get yourself into some wacky shenanigans, you’ve got a strong sense of right and wrong and are way ahead of your time.
Like, literally. You live in the future. I don’t even know how you’re taking this quiz.