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22 Totally Legitimate Excuses For Not Going Out Tonight

Just in case you need to come up with one quickly and convincingly.

1. “I have some scheduled snuggle time.”

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2. “UGGH WORK WAS SO DRAINING.”

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3. “Gotta practice yoga. Namaste, bitches.”

 

4. “I think I’m supposed to stay in and have an existential crisis.”

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5. “There is much TV to be watched.”

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6. “… No really. I have to catch up before Sunday.”

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7. “I’m right in the middle of this chapter.”

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8. “… Okay, I’m not, but I’m TRYING to be right in the middle of this chapter.”

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9. “I have a hot date with a piece of pizza.”

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10. “I have to hug it out.”

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11. “Um, internet? Maybe you’ve heard of it?”

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12. “If I don’t do laundry I will literally have to leave the house naked tomorrow.”

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13. “My friend needs a shoulder to cry on.”

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14. *Already unconscious*

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15. “Gonna grab me some tub ‘n bubbles time!”

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16. “I have to organize my collection.”

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17. “I have to eat all of the food I own. It may take a while.”

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18. “Netflix.”

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19. “I’m overdue for some Me Time.”

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20. “I have play practice.”

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21. “I’m building a fort.”

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22. “How about: ‘I JUST DON’T WANT TO’??”

 

“… Yup. Totally made the right choice.”

 

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