Animals·Posted on Apr 10, 201416 Secret Agent RaccoonsUnfortunately, not all of us have what it takes to be James Bond...by Lindsey RobertsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "Everything's going to plan... I... I got this." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. "No, don't look at me... just... mind your business, people! I'm a professional!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. "I can scale a wall... totally. I can totally scale this wall." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. "Shhh... just tell me where the diamonds are." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. "AMBUSH!!!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. "I... I'm just gonna... VICTORY!!!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. "SHH! What was that?... Oh, it was just you chewing." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. "Tee hee hee hee!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. "Dammit, Rob, how can we 'get away' if the getaway car isn't working??" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. "I'll just distract you and then, ah..." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. "... You saw nothing!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. "Uh... this is all part of the plan! Promise!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. "Alright, now to make my grand escape... GODDAMMIT." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. "... I meant to do this." 15. "Gonna be super sneaky... oops. No, wrong way." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. "Uh... guys? I changed my mind, I don't think this is gonna work..." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF I dunno, Raccoons. Maybe you should just stick to being couch potatoes... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF