Animals·Posted on May 27, 201418 Rules Of Laser Pointer BattlesBecause there ARE rules, okay??by Lindsey RobertsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. There is never too much hustle or bustle when chasing the laser. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Big ol' kitten eyes can win the laser over every time. 3. When it comes to lasers, there is victory in numbers. 4. Leap, dammit, LEAP! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Defy the laws of physics, if it helps! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Sometimes it's ok to just surrender peacefully. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Try to crouch as best you can so the laser doesn't see you. 8. For unknown reasons, you cannot eat the laser. It just can't be done. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. It's good to share the laser, especially if you're bored! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You must stop the laser at all costs, even if it means stepping on a few toes. Or bodies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Sometimes the laser is a game within a game! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. If you don't catch the laser, you go in time out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. It's ALL in the paws. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. It is always easier to hunt the laser in the dark. Just don't get spooked! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Don't be afraid to let your inhibitions go. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Laser battles don't HAVE to be stressful... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. ... BUT IF YOU DON'T POUNCE QUICKLY ENOUGH IT WILL GET AWAY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE RUINED. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. And most importantly, just remember to shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land in the bathtub! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF