1.
"Of all the things that one could eat... food is the best."
2.
"Handle with care, please."
3.
"I'm just gonna take a rest on my spare tire here..."
4.
"We only need a few... hours. Then we'll be back in action!"
5.
"If I didn't clean my plate, I wouldn't be exercising my freedom as an American."
6.
"Ah yes. I'm in my warm, happy, food place."
8.
"Don't... don't look at me. I'm a little soft-around-the-edges right now."
9.
"Stop looking at my chin...s."
10.
"I think I've found a comfortable digestion position."
11.
"And now I have all of this time to reflect on what I just did to my tummy..."
12.
"Iz okay... I'm... I'm definitely awake.... furrrrreal..."
13.
"Whuh... what year is it???"
14.
"My. GOD. I didn't know I was even CAPABLE of such consumption!"
15.
"Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhh..."
17.
"I DID NOT THINK THIS COURSE OF ACTION THROUGH."
18.
"WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THIS TO MYSELF."
20.
"DID I SAY YOU COULD BOTHER ME DURING MY FOOD COMA TIME?"
21.
"WHAT? You really expect me to PLAY in this state??"
22.
"This is my post-meal safe place. Begone!"
23.
"Sweatpants are all that fits me right now."
24.
"I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE."
