1. "Are you done in here, yet? Other people live here too, ya know!"
2. "...You know I hate this show, yet you persist in watching it anyway."
3. "We heard you were having more fun down here than we were upstairs..."
4. "Look, I was trying to take a shower, then I realized I was too short to turn it on, and... you know what, nevermind."
5. "You, ah... you gonna finish that?"
6. "Oh, sure. You're SOOOO powerful with your ability to open and close doors. Real nice."
7. "Shh. I'm meditating."
8. "I'm just checking to make sure you didn't pack anything ugly."
9. "Um... d'you mind? I'm having a private moment here."
10. "Just here, you know, in case you need a vacuum."
11. "This is what you get for playing loud, scary video games around me."
12. "Did... did you just... IGNORE my friend request??"
13. "I just wanted to make sure you were actually working and not staring at your desktop again."
14. "Oh, phew, I found you. I thought you were gone forever."
15. "I'm sitting at the table and there's no food in front of me. What's wrong with this picture?"
16. "Dude. You're hogging the covers."
17. "Um, hi, I noticed you were taking pictures of the dog, and not me? Yeah, what's up with that?"
18. "You will rue the day you put me outside."
19. "PLEASE warn me next time before you do that. My HEAD was under the covers."
20. "I'm not coming out until you apologize for putting me in a sweater."
21. "I'M JUST PROTECTING YOU FROM SHOWER GHOSTS, OKAY?"
