Reasons Why In-N-Out Is Better Than Five Guys
The truth is in the taste.
1. Shakes
Five Guys doesn’t even HAVE shakes. Not only does In-N-Out have shakes, they are pretty much the best shakes ever.
You can also order a Neapolitan shake and they will give you all three flavors. What could be better?
2. The “Secret” Menu.
Because In-N-Out wants you to be creative. And sometimes, secret food just tastes better.
Grilled Cheese
If you are a vegetarian, you can have the most delicious grilled cheese ever. Five Guys has grilled cheese. But is it just cheese on a bun. Come on.
Animal Fries
God’s gift to hungry people everywhere. Five Guys has Cajun Style fries, but really they are just sad in comparison.
3x3, 4x4, and beyond!
People have ordered up to 100x100. At In-N-Out, they are there to give you what you want. No rules. At Five Guys, there are rules.
3. Spread
In-N-Out has its own signature spread. It is amazing. They are so nice, they let you take it home. Five Guys does not have special spread they want you to bring home with you.
4. Fewer Toppings
This might seem like a negative, but the burger is so good, you don’t need no freakin’ A1 Steak Sauce.
5. No Peanut Shells
I like peanuts as much as the next person, but I don’t want them on the floor when I am trying to eat. If you are allergic to peanuts, you can’t even eat there.
6. In-N-Out employees wear amazing hats.
Which are much spiffier than Five Guys hats.
They glisten, they crunch.
Five Guys makes you feel like this:
But this how In-N-Out makes people feel:
8. Wouldn’t this picture make you feel that way?
9. No question, In-N-Out is the best.
It is “Quality you can taste.”
Sadly, In-N-Out is not everywhere.
Which means people not in California, Arizona, Utah, Texas or Nevada will have to settle for Five Guys.
But don’t worry, the next time you head west, In-N-Out will be waiting for you. And it will be just as delicious as ever!
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bigbob65 2 months agoOkay, I would have to drive to Irving, TX, (roughly 530 miles) to test this theory. That is the nearest In-N-Out to where I live. There is a 5 Guys being built within (not an exaggeration) walking distance of the office in New Orleans where I work. Challenge to In-N-Out thrown down.
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leahdeborahr 2 months agoI can’t even compare In-N-Out and Five Guys because of number 5 (I’m deathly allergic to peanuts). If Five Guys ever makes stuff NOT with peanut oil then great, I’ll have a go at it. But until that day comes In-N-Out will always be the best to me.
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snrdiaz1 2 months ago
I grew up in Southern California and always loved eating at In-N-Out. They have great tasting shakes. When I moved out of Cali to Texas I missed the place, but then I tried Five Guys and I love their burgers better. I also like how you can get yourself some free peanuts there too. In-n-Out has better prices though and they also came to Texas so now I can choose either one which is great! Smashburger has great burgers too!
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MasterCylinder 2 months agoIm in Dallas, Texas and there are In n Outs in every part of town.
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PauperPrincess 3 months agoAll those pics look disgusting. Yuck. WTH is on those fries, anyway?
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natelyswhore 3 months ago
All you guys are missing out on Ollie’s Trolley, the best burger place ever. One like two locations in the US, one in Louisville, KY and one in Washington DC, though the one in DC is larger and offers more than Louisville’s.
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alexisalexis 3 months agoWHATEVER The thing about In-n-Out devotees is that most of them have never even had Five Guys. I grew up on the East Coast and now live in LA, and I and many friends who have had both, can testify that Five Guys is significantly better. Like…so much better. The buns are not mashed like pancakes; the burgers are actually good because they are good, and not because they have a cult following; and there is bacon. Plus BAG FRIES. HELLO. CRISPETY. HOT. FRESH. Not LIMP and FLACCID like In-n-Out. No contest.
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TheSpringwoodSlasher 2 months ago
I live in Los Angeles and we actually have several Five Guys locations out here (all of which seem to have a painfully average 3 to 3 and a half stars on yelp). The thing is, nobody really seems to care that they’ve opened out here. I decided try them out for myself last year and I can’t say that I blame them. Five guys wasn’t horrible but it was just “ok”. Kind of a let down really… and certainly not something I’ve found myself craving since then. Even the fries were kind of disappointing. I’d heard all these tales of their legendary generous portions of these perfectly seasoned fries. Turns out the quantity is there to make up for a lack of quality. Though I should have known better since really good fries need little more than salt and don’t require “cajun” seasoning to make them interesting. Also, thanks to the “secret” menu, if you want crispy non limp fries from In-N-Out all you have to do is ask for your fries “well done” and they’ll be extra crispy. Alternatively, if you like them with more of a raw potato flavor you can get your fries “light”. In the end I’d take a burger from In-N-Out, Fatburger, Father’s Office or Smashburger any day of the week over Five Guys. There just doesn’t seem to be anything special about their taste.
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