Which Type Of LipSmacker Are You?

’90s girls know that a LipSmacker isn’t just a tube of wax you really want to eat. posted on

  1. 1. Which '90s TV show?
    1. “Dawson’s Creek”
    2. “Clarissa Explains It All”
    3. “Twin Peaks”
    1. “Clueless,” the TV show
    2. “TRL”
  2. 2. In high school you were...
    1. Popular. Like, really popular.
    2. I wasn’t the coolest kid in school, but I got invited to the cool parties.
    3. My two best friends and I lived in a world of our own making.
    4. Popularity? I didn’t have time for that shit.
    5. I was a weirdo. People may have been afraid of me.
  3. 3. Which spring break destination?
    1. Cabo, baby!
    2. Some beach with your parents, but they at least let you bring your best friend.
    3. You told your parents you were going to Cabo with the popular kids, then secretly went to a Renaissance Faire.
    4. Spring break? More like studying for the SATs.
    5. You just partied at home and you also went to the amazing Britney concert.
  4. 4. Your preferred method of communication back in the day?
    1. AIM
    2. Email! I’m pinkprincessgal13@hotmail.com.
    3. Let’s talk on the phone for like two hours
    1. Carrier pigeon
    2. Talk to the hand
  5. 5. Dating is...
    1. Totally fun!
    2. I’ve been with my high school sweetheart forever.
    3. It depends on the guy.
    4. I don’t “date.” Let’s just hang out and have fun. Let things happen naturally.
    5. I prefer a life of solitude and will punch the next person who tells me to “put myself out there.”
  6. 6. Which beverage?
    1. Jamba Juice
    2. I’ll be subversive and say: water
    3. Dr. Pepper
    4. Vanilla soy latte
    5. Frozen strawberry marg
  7. 7. Which animal?
    1. Narwhal
    2. Maru
    3. My Little Pony
    1. Shiba Inu
    2. Any puppy that can fit inside a cup
  8. 8. For Halloween, you're most likely to go as...
    1. Raggedy Ann
    2. Something dark but conceptual. Like an earthquake.
    3. A Disney princess.
    4. “Sexy” anything.
    5. A ghost. But, you know, like a cool one.
  9. 9. Which book, like, totally changed you?
    1. “The Catcher in the Rye”
    2. “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
    3. “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret.”
    1. “Lolita”
    2. “Ulysses”
  10. 10. Your favorite holiday is...
    1. 4th of July.
    2. Christmas/Hanukkah
    3. My birthday, of course.
    4. Saturday night.
    5. April 15: tax day.

3. Want to see more results?


Scroll down to see what other LipSmackers flavor you might be…

4. Classic LipSmacker

You’re a purist who only takes her horoscope seriously half the time. You like to balance fun with function, so you know exactly which LipSmacker goes on when. Oh, and are you into horses? You are, aren’t you?

5. Shimmer LipSmacker

An early adopter of the glitter trend, your lips shone brighter than a shimmery silver tuxedo jacket on a Eurotrash club-goer. Like a frosty Sugar Plum LipSmacker, you’re more than just sweet — you’ve got that extra special something. It might be breast implants.

6. Tropical Fruit LipSmacker

Oh, you: such a social butterfly. You can get really excited about little things (like anything in miniature is the best, right?), but that’s not necessarily a bad thing — it just means you’re passionate. Like a Passion Fruit LipSmacker. Oh yeahhhh.

7. Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly

Seriously, what is wrong with you.

8. Dr. Pepper

Ugh, you are one of those perfect people for whom the word “effortless” actually applies. “Effortless” beauty. “Effortless” style. Ohmygod just make something look difficult for once. Your winning secret is that you know what you like and your risks are never really risky. If you don’t actually have your shit together, it sure does seem like you do, so congratulations. Cliff’s Notes version: We all secretly want to be you. Revel in it.

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