What It Was Like Trying To Find Something On The Internet In The ’90s
Seriously. How many search engines on this “World Wide Web” is it going to take?
1. You need to find something. First, you’re like: Screw this shit.
2. You could go to the library, but they’re NEVER OPEN.
3. Dad’s Encyclopedia Britannica collection? Books: ugh.
4. So you try looking on Yahoo. Ugh…what is all this random stuff?
6. You should try HotBot. They update their listings WAY more often. (Or so I hear.)
7. Did you try Lycos? It’s one of those crawler ones. You want the crawl.
8. What about InfoSeek? They have…what’s it called? Hooligan? Oh, Boolean. Yeah, they have that.
9. Still nothing? What about AltaVista. They have all the sites. I think.
10. Why aren’t you searching on Dogpile. Hello! They take the searches from all the other searches and then it’s all the stuff.
11. Ugh, that was overwhelming. There’s this refined gentleman who appears to know a lot. Did you Ask Jeeves? You did? Yeah, his answers kind of suck.
12. Well there is this new thing I heard of called…Google? I know Goo-gle. Hahahaha.
13. Getting closer? You can always check this book. Or call 411. Or just ask your cool history teacher who knows everything.
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BlueSerenade 2 months agoAfter reading this, I decided to check out Hotbot and was amazed to see they still exist and their front page is kinda cool. Unfortunately the site searches still suck.
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Ashley S 2 months agoI forgot about Excite! I think that was my go-to for a while.
The best thing about Ask Jeeves was asking Jeeves personal questions, and he had funny answers. Kind of like what people do with Siri now. You could ask him if he was gay (which as a teenager in the late 90s was the absolute funniest thing you could ask a fictional butler who searches the internet for you) and he would respond with “I prefer jovial.” -
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