This NSFW 1912 Menu From A London Brothel Is Insanely Dirty

    So. many. questions.

    Leonora Epstein
    by Leonora Epstein

    BuzzFeed Staff

    The following is a menu of "specialties" available at a London brothel in 1912.

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    SO MANY QUESTIONS. INCLUDING:

    1. "Diddling" with "one foot on the floor" — is it more expensive with both feet on the floor?

    2. "Blowing in the ass hole, new style" — WHAT WAS THE OLD STYLE?

    3. "...with juice" — ????

    4. "10 minutes soak" — soak ... in what?

    5. "Stink fingers and jerk-off matinees" — oh my oh my.

    One of our U.K. editors has informed us that he doesn't think this document is in fact from England. Sorry about that. It's nevertheless insane!