Behold, the most delicious radio you could ever buy in 1987. It could be found in the Radio Shack catalog for $12.95.
Just consider this: Your ears would look like pizzas. Ears. Pizza. Just think of how much better Whitesnake, Huey Lewis and the News, and Bon Jovi would have sounded through melty cheese, savory pepperoni and a deep dish crust.