4. Mocha shimmer lipstick.
5. Well-liked and respected investment bankers.
6. Having an email address like “email@example.com.”
7. Restaurants/bars having a landline and/or payphone for patron use.
11. Yogis wearing metallic silver jackets. Anyone wearing metallic silver jackets.
12. These sunglasses.
14. Unlisted phone numbers. Because aren’t we all unlisted now?
(Also: Thank Jobs for the Genius Bar, know what I’m sayin’?)