The 18 Most Hilarious Reviews Of Aqua’s "Aquarium"

Try to make it through this post without pee-hee-heeing.

And now, a word from the Amazon Music Critics of America on the 1997 masterpiece, “Aquarium,” by Aqua.

All reviews via Amazon.

ID: 1008913

“Barbie Girl” - Aqua

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ID: 1008926

1. This guy is totally living a lie.

ID: 1008632

2. This person also perceives hot as cold. (One can only hope.)

ID: 1008619

3. Bet you she’s not a regular mom. She’s a cool mom. And, p.s., if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.

ID: 1008598

4. This person is high on PCP.

ID: 1008581

5. Totally wicked, brah.

ID: 1008587

6. This girl says even her parents — who only listen to classical music — “like” Aqua.

ID: 1008616

7. This girls’ parents definitely wrote this.

ID: 1008617

8. This person is worried about you.

ID: 1008634

9. Diverse. DIVERSE. OMG why.

ID: 1008590

10. If you don’t like Aqua, then you don’t like music?

ID: 1008584

11. Legit scary: A 4-star review from a hater who was brainwashed and now has mush for brains.

ID: 1008595

12. Ewwwww.

ID: 1008600

13. On that last sentence: agreed.

ID: 1008605

14. I don’t even know where to start.

ID: 1008610

15. Real Music = Ace of Base

ID: 1008613

16. OMG if this is your dad, just get out. Get out now.

ID: 1008622

17. From Barbie herself. This is about what you’d expect from her.

ID: 1008626

18. The “balm” and not quite the most positive thing but whatever yayyyyyy!!!

ID: 1008629

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