Yes, these are all real quotes from the show.
1. Inhabiting the present is for the weak.
2. Compatibility is 90 percent physical attraction.
3. Tan people prefer to date within their own race.
4. Our honesty can be both brutal and arbitrary.
5. See above.
6. Men with mullets are really this stupid.
7. We are never who we appear to be.
8. We know that alcohol fogs our judgement, and yet we willingly ignore this knowledge.
9. Life is really this simple.
10. We all have our sexual quirks. Some people are surprisingly open about them.
11. Self-perception is both entirely accurate and entirely wrong.
12. A man is a feminist when he’s pro-choice about women’s…aesthetic freedom.
13. It has come to this.
14. Oh God. We are all going to die alone.
- The CIA has officially — but very quietly — admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina are the latest Republicans to drop out of the 2016 presidential race 🇺🇸
- The reboot of popular BBC car show *Top Gear* will have seven presenters, but only one woman 🚗💁