1. You are horrible at faking enthusiasm for new company initiatives.
2. You've been known to lash out at your co-workers.
3. When Halloween rolls around, you cannot be bothered to participate in the office costume contest.
4. You've never once been considered for the role of fire marshal.
5. You post thinly disguised rantings about your job online.
6. But, in many ways, you know how to look on the bright side.
7. After years, you still don't know the names of some of your co-workers.
"Hey, friendo..."
8. But you do have at least one office enemy.
9. You're that one employee who always makes an excuse to get out of a meeting.
10. You know that work doesn't define you; you have many extracurricular activities.
11. And you find your job so boring, you've almost forgotten what it is you do.
12. You're the guy in the office who makes astute observations.
Some people like them. Many don't.