Quiz: Could You Survive The Salem Witch Trials?

On March 1 1692, the Salem Witch Trials began. Here are the questions you’d have to answer and the evidence the court would examine to determine if you’re evil.

  1. 1. Do you sometimes throw things?
    1. Yes
    2. No
  2. 2. Do you sometimes contort your body?
    1. No
    2. Yes
  3. 3. Do you occasionally utter strange sounds?
    1. Yes
    2. No
  4. 4. Have you ever had a public outburst?
    1. No way.
    2. Yeah. I’m only human.
  5. 5. Do you have a witch's teat? (A mole insensitive to touching or pricking.)
    1. Nope.
    2. Yes.
  6. 6. Have you been known to sway the minds of men?
    1. Ugh, no.
    2. Yes. I’m a saucy minx.
  7. 7. You've been known to voice a controversial opinion.
    1. Yeah. This is America.
    2. Not so much. Why piss people off?
  8. 8. Do you have and use pots or vials of ointments?
    1. No. I don’t touch that stuff.
    2. Yes. I look awesome.
  9. 9. Do you own "books of horoscopes"?
    1. Live by ‘em. Yeah.
    2. Baloney. No.
  10. 10. Do you ever scream?
    1. Yeah. When shit gets real.
    2. I scream on the inside, so, no.
  11. 11. Do you ever skip church?
    1. Never/Eh, I go pretty often.
    2. Jeez. Yeah. Like all the time.

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