1. Because this is you every time you promise yourself you’re going to cook more.
2. Because this is how you think of rebellion.
3. Because being single can be PAINFUL.
4. Because you’ve been jaded since the time you were 12.
6. Because you inevitably start to affect a British accent when around British people.
8. Because sex is fun.
9. Because you’re pretty sure you’re never going to be done with therapy.
11. Because most men are only in it for the toys.
14. Because we’re all a little dramatic from time to time. Or most of the times.
15. Because if a woman is ALWAYS in high heels, there is something wrong with her.
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