In 1931, Dr. Seuss Illustrated A Book Called "Boners"

    In other news: Some of us never left 5th grade.

    Before Dr. Seuss became famous, one of his first jobs was contributing illustrations for this 1931 book titled Boners.

    Warning: Some of it is quite racist.

    But others are quite funny. Polonius IS a mythical sausage. (At least now he is.)