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Oh god no it's the kid from Hook eating a damn cat.
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This is kind of mind-blowing when you think about it:
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If you ever needed proof that humans are a cruel species, here it is:
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Bet you never thought about what happens when there's a car accident on The Jetstons?
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And then you remember, Winnie the Pooh is just a sack of cotton:
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Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up, but did embrace his...manhood:
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Literally, why would anyone in their right mind do this to Michelle Tanner? WHY I ASK YOU.
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Arthur, the 420-friendly version:
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"I want to see what the people see" now sounds unbearably creepy...
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I literally have no clue what is going on here but I can tell you that the ballad of Jack and Rose will never be the same.
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The hills are alive...with the sound of ammunition:
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Poop noodles?! No! C'mon!
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Now Arthur just seems like a big old douche:
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Aaaaannnnd now that someone's actually pointed out that there is a grown human man inside Big Bird...your childhood memories are forever altered: