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F*#k, Marry, Kill: Disney Characters Edition

Won't lie: This quiz is disturbing.

Leonora Epstein
by Leonora Epstein

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Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, or Belle?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang Belle

    She's a girl full of passion.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry Cinderella

    Seems like an easy person to live with.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill Sleeping Beauty

    Would anyone really miss her?

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Snow White, Ariel, or Pocahontas?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang Ariel

    You wouldn't want to marry her...chances are she'll leave you once she gets tired of land and falls back in love with her high school mer-friend.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry Pocahontas

    Just so long as you can keep up with her.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill Snow White

    Her voice is just too annoying.

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Prince Charming (Cinderella), Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid), or Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty)?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang Eric

    Look, the guy bases his romantic interests on looks alone, so chances are the guy has a wandering eye. If it wandered onto you...why not?

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry Prince Charming

    Seems like a safe bet.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill Prince Phillip

    What do we REALLY know about this guy? Kind of a creeper.

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The Beast, Simba, or Aladdin?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang Aladdin

    Not worth killing, and a bit too young and flighty to really settle down.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill The Beast

    With this dude's mood swings, chances are he'd kill you anyhow. Might as well defend yourself.

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The Genie, Sebastian, or Flounder?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang Sebastian

    The guy's a musician with an accent...you know he's all action.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry The Genie

    Obvi. 'Cause then you can just wish to be married to Ryan Gosling.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill Flounder

    Sorry.

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Alice, Jasmine, or Mulan?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang Jasmine

    She pretty.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry Mulan

    Always marry the warrior.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill Alice

    This chick. Nothing but trouble.

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Mrs. Potts, The Magic Carpet, or Grandmother Willow?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang The Magic Carpet

    He'd show you a good time.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry Mrs. Potts

    'Cause she'd make a great parent.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill Grandmother Willow

    Just to see if she would actually die. There's a 50 percent chance she kills you back.

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Peter Pan, Captain Hook, or Gaston?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang Gaston

    Aren't you a bit curious? You could at least get back at him by spreading a rumor about his tiny manhood.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry Peter Pan

    Ugh. Yeah. You'd just have to wait until you're about 13 years into your relationship before he's able to put a ring on it.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill Captain Hook

    He's a psychopath anyhow.

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Maurice (Belle's dad), The King (Prince Charming's father in Cinderella), or King Triton?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang Triton

    Damn, he looks good. Silver fox mermannnnn.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry Maurice

    It's a risk, for sure. But you have to hold out hope that one day one of his crazy inventions will make you both mega-rich.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill The King

    There's evidence he may be deranged anyhow.

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Ursula (The Little Mermaid), the Evil Queen (Snow White), or Evil Stepsisters (Cinderella)?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bang Ursula

    She's kinda sexy.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry The Evil Queen

    I mean. The marriage would probably just be for show anyhow.

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  1. Kill?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Kill Evil Stepsisters

    THE WORST AND THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Marry Simba

    Because killing or banging is just...so...wrong. Plus, it's JTT! Swoon.

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