1.
Oh Björk, how beauteous your Icelandic locks.
2.
In the early '90s, you sometimes looked like a kindergartner. You carried the look of youth so beautifully.
3.
Occasionally, your mane changed colors, once a rich orange, like a magical sunset.
4.
You dared to go blonde, you platinum ice goddess.
5.
You championed the art of the dual bun...
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Causing us to wonder if those miraculous chignons were in fact radio transmitters communicating with heaven.
7.
Some days, you were a punk princess, threatening all evil-doers who dare come near your pointy hair-points.
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Other days, you were a classy, refined lady who made the lumpy head look nothing short of elegant.
9.
Your frontal mohawks sang as loudly as your divine voice.
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And you could often be unrecognizable.
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But we feared not, knowing you'd always make a return to your trusty mini-buns. We salute you, Buns of Björk.
