1. Sisters are amazing.
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2. Guys get away with so much more than girls and it's so unfair.
3. Some guys actually find this sexy.
4. This tends to be true. (At least initially.)
5. As cliched as it may be, when you're down, it's definitely the right thing to put green goo on your face and talk about the male species among non-males.
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