With no disrespect to Lanvin or Chanel...there's a difference between an appreciation for fashions of the 1920s and actually wanting to wear them.
1. You will never have to wear a giant bow on your stomach.
2. You will never have to wear a shredded curtain.
3. You will never have to do the fur-and-studded twinsie thing.
4. You will never have to dress like Captain Hook.
5. You will never have to wear a dress that hangs on you like a sack of flesh.
6. You will never have to dress like Miss Havisham.
7. You will never have to wear an outfit that that covers every inch of your body and STILL elicits creepy looks from men.
8. You will never have to wear an outfit that looks like the costume from your 7th grade Shakespeare production.
9. You will never have to wear a...what is that...mini-cape?
10. You will never have to wear bedazzled monk robes.
11. You will never have to wear a weird, sheer sheath over a really cool gold dress.
12. You will never have to...actually...this chick looks pretty hot.
