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32 Things That Happen At The Cheesecake Factory

God this bread is good.

1. You can barely contain your excitement for cheesecake.

2. You spot that signature script from a mile away.

3. You're mesmerized by the elaborate decor.

4. And you slowly realize that Sauron will be watching over your meal.

5. You kind of wish this was an actual factory of cheesecake.

6. You mistake the menu for a novel.

7. You dubiously skim the menu categories.

8. And you're completely overwhelmed.

9. Mostly by the desire to order everything all at once.

10. You're mildly insulted by the Skinnylicious category.

11. So you take your indignation out on the bread basket.

12. And you realize this bread is the solution to all life's problems.

13. When the server comes, you're definitely not ready.

14. You say you're "fine with water, thanks," but then you see they have alcohol.

15. So you have to flag them down like a crazy person to get what you truly want.

16. You think that maybe bread and margs is really all you need.

17. But then you see they have ~Glamburgers~.

18. And you're def intrigued by the specialties.

19. Even the veggie options are appealing to you!

20. Ok, you're gonna need to develop a strategy.

21. You start to wonder... what cuisine is this, anyway?

22. But it doesn't matter, because someone suggested appetizers.

23. And then the appetizers arrive.

24. Before you know it, your server is back. You wonder where they got their tie.

25. Of course you're the only one who hasn't decided.

26. So you insist on ordering last.

27. You make a game time decision.

28. But you hand over the menu knowing that was not what you wanted.

29. But then it arrives. It's glorious.

30. So is what the person next to your ordered.

31. You're about to finish when you realize you will have absolutely NO room for cheesecake.

32. But you're resourceful: You order that shit to go.

Until we meet again.