1. It's OK guys: Cake knows that you're not always in the mood for cake.
2. It would be crazy if all you ever ate was cake, 24/7. Cake gets that.
3. Cake knows you need other foods in your life.
4. Cake has heard about sandwiches — they sound awesome!
5. Cake knows there's a whole world of food out there for you.
6. Cake understands! Cake knows you need more. And Cake is ready to DO more.
7. Cake wants to try new things with you.
8. Cake wants to satisfy your every craving.
9. Need some vegetables? Cake can be that for you.
10. Need something fast and filling? Cake has got you covered!
here is a birthday cake in the form of a chipotle burrito. i will never eat chipotle again