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How Annoying Are You On Facebook?

In some ways, we are all that friend.

  1. Check all that apply to you...
    1. 1 I post cryptic status updates about my emotions
    2. 2 I post cryptic status updates about my emotions, and use a Facebook emoji to enhance the impact
    3. 3 I post cryptic status updates about my emotions, and supplement them with depressing song lyrics
    4. 4 I have posted about the weather
    5. 5 I have posted my plans for the day
    6. 6 I have posted about what I just ate
    7. 7 All of my FB friends know when I “just went for a great run! whew!”
    8. 8 I have posted the distance I just ran
    9. 9 I have checked into the gym on Facebook
    10. 10 I have posted a gym selfie
    11. 11 I have posted about how many pounds I just lost
    12. 12 I post things on people’s walls that could have been sent in a text message
    13. 13 I post things on people’s walls that probably should have been sent in a text message
    14. 14 I post actual screenshots of intimate text messages
    15. 15 I feel the need to declare my love for my S.O. via Facebook
    16. 16 I post about the AMAZING thing my S.O. did for me
    17. 17 I post in detail about how I fall more and more in love with my S.O. every single day
    18. 18 I post kissing pictures with my S.O.
    19. 19 I share a Facebook account with my S.O.
    20. 20 I use my middle name as my last name on Facebook
    21. 21 I post pictures of my baby
    22. 22 …More than once a week
    23. 23 …Every day
    24. 24 …Okay, hourly. (S)he’s just so adorable!!
    25. 25 I post status updates about baby-related bodily functions
    26. 26 I post status updates about non-baby-related bodily functions
    27. 27 I post pictures of my pet
    28. 28 …More than once a week
    29. 29 …Every day
    30. 30 …Okay, hourly. (S)he’s just so photogenic!!
    31. 31 I have a separate Facebook account for my pet
    32. 32 I post inspirational quotes or lyrics
    33. 33 I post daily bible verses
    34. 34 I re-share stock photos with inspirational quotes written over them
    35. 35 I re-share stock photos with inspirational quotes written over them, and tag people in the image
    36. 36 I post my political opinions
    37. 37 I post my political rants
    38. 38 I post rants that have no political or logical basis whatsoever
    39. 39 I have posted a selfie
    40. 40 I have posted more than one selfie
    41. 41 I post selfies once a week
    42. 42 I post selfies daily
    43. 43 All of my pictures are selfies
    44. 44 I post more than 2 links per day
    45. 45 I post more than 2 links per day, all from the same website
    46. 46 I have conversations via Facebook comment
    47. 47 I post pictures of #FOODPORN
    48. 48 I post pictures of #FOODPORN that don’t actually look like food porn
    49. 49 I announced my engagement via Facebook
    50. 50 I announced my engagement via Facebook using a pun, line from a Beyonce song, or #blessed
    51. 51 I announced my pregnancy via Facebook
    52. 52 I announced my pregnancy via Facebook using a pun, line from a Beyonce song, or #blessed
    53. 53 I message enormous groups of people who don’t know each other
    54. 54 I message enormous groups of people who don’t know each other, and get offended when someone “has left the conversation”
    55. 55 I have poked someone
    56. 56 I have poked someone more than once
    57. 57 I have friend requested someone I have never met
    58. 58 I have friend requested someone I have never met because they have the same name as me
    59. 59 I have invited friends to “like my page”
    60. 60 I have publicly threatened to de-friend people
    61. 61 I have “hacked” my friend’s FB account and posted a joke status update
    62. 62 I have attempted to hit on someone via Facebook message
    63. 63 I have attempted to hit on someone via Facebook wall
    64. 64 I have invited someone to play Candy Crush Saga
    65. 65 I have invited everyone I know to play Candy Crush Saga
    66. 66 At some point, my Facebook has been connected to Farmville

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