13. Imperfect Baked Goods
12. Love Poem
11. Something Fancy (and Impersonal)
It's OK to love it when someone spends exorbitant amounts of money on you.
Not all gifts that say "I love you" are created equal. But whatever presents you exchange, you can make it a perfect night with K-Y Date Night.
It's OK to love it when someone spends exorbitant amounts of money on you.
These are plenty cheeky for February, but they just look strange in July.
Anything that's not a stuffed bear just wishes it were one.
Sure! True love is like a roller coaster that we're both on together always and forever! Thanks! OK! And you signed it! Great!
Here's some fiction to help deal with a mundane reality.
Bags of helium that are just waiting to explode. Their one upside? You can inhale them to make a funny voice.
Sure, it's an adorable bear, but there can be too much of a good thing. Does it do more than just take up space? Will it pay rent? Can it sign for your packages?
This isn't bad from a family member, but when it's coming from your significant other, it just feels... wrong.
"We can go to this thing that I love — but you hate — together!"
Compressed chalk with food coloring and nonsense words. Greaaaaaaaat.
An excuse is not a present. :-(