12. Love Poem
I wanted to say something sweet
Something you’d think was really neat
And what better way to make it rhyme
Because that trick works every time
Trust that this comes from the heart
Even though my prose is a fart
10. Heart-Covered Underwear
These are plenty cheeky for February, but they just look strange in July.
7. Romance Novel
Here’s some fiction to help deal with a mundane reality.
4. Straight-Up Cash
This isn’t bad from a family member, but when it’s coming from your significant other, it just feels… wrong.
An excuse is not a present. :-(