This Is The Objectively Wrong Way To Play Basketball

Who knew that there was such a thing!

During Monday night’s evisceration of the Bulls by the Miami Heat, Chicago’s fourth-string point guard, Marquis Teague, took the Bulls’ already-crummy performance and buried it somewhere in the Earth’s crust.

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That’s right: trying to break up a pass to the Heat’s Chris Andersen, Teague — who is eight inches shorter than Andersen — ends up tipping it into his own basket.

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The play happened on a fourth-quarter Heat possession, when the Bulls looked to be beaten. At that point, this might have been the only way the game could’ve gotten any worse. And it did.

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The Heat lead 3-1 and will attempt to put Chicago away Wednesday night in Miami.

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